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02-08-2014, 05:49 PM
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Blond joke, very fitting for winter.
On a bitterly cold winter morning in Wausau, WI, a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the Announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through. "So the wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through. "The wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?" Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."
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02-09-2014, 07:25 PM
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Ummm allow me to answer why we cant leave it in the garage.....its because our BF or hubby has too many Cub Cadets parked in there so there is no more room to park a car
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02-10-2014, 09:10 PM
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 Great story joke!! Cub Cadet 123
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02-12-2014, 11:01 PM
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