The Refrigerator

[superduty5.9]

The Refrigerator

Three men die and are standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter asks them how they die.

The first man says, "Well, I live in an apartment building and today, when I got home, I noticed an unfamiliar car in the parking lot. I didn't think much of it until I got up to my apartment and it was locked. My wife never locks the door, so I was definitely suspicious. I banged on the door and heard her loudly whisper "Hide! Hurry Hide!" I lost it. I kicked the door in, and she was standing there wearing nothing but a sheet. I started looking for the s.o.b. I got my gun out of my sock drawer and looked all over for him. All of a sudden I hear someone calling for help out on the balcony. I walk out there and there he is, hanging off of the railing and begging me to help him up. I began pistol whipping him until he let go. He fell into the bushes and I thought he was dead, but then began to move around, so I looked around and there was this old refrigerator on our balcony, so I pushed it off right on top of him. I turned to my wife who was crying, and before I even thought, I shot her. I then turned the gun on myself and here I am."

St. Peter shook his head and said, "Sorry buddy, but you are going to Hell."

St. Peter then turns to the second guy who begins his story.

"You see, I'm a nudist. And I was just exercising in my apartment when I decided that because of the lack of room in my small apartment, that I could just go outside onto the balcony. I was doing a particular stretch when I lost my balance and fell off of the balcony. Luckily, I caught myself on the railing of the balcony just below mine. I started yelling for someone to help me when a man came out and started pistol whipping me! My fingers were broken and I couldn't hold on, so I fell into the bushes. I thought I was dead, but as soon as I could move, the jackass pushes a refrigerator off on me. So here I am."

St. Peter again shook his head and said, "Okay, I guess you can stay." He then turns to the third man and says, "So, what's your story?" The third man looks at the ground, then at St. Peter, then says,

"Picture this, You're naked, in a refrigerator....":biggrin2.gif:

[Diz Jr.]