Pregnancy

[R Bedell]

An 18 year old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has
missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother
goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test
result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig
that did this to you? I want to know!"

Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a
call. Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of
their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair
and wearing a yarmulke steps out of the car and enters the
house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the
girl and tells them, "Good morning. Your daughter has
informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because
of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I
will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life.

"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two
retail furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami, and a
$1,000,000 bank account."

"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of
jewelry stores and a $25,000,000 bank account.

"However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure
what to do. What do you suggest?"

Verclemt at this point, the mother, who had remained silent
until now, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder
and tells him, "You'll try again, right?"

[Diz Jr.]

[ACecil]

[young enthusiest]

HAHAHA! Thats halarious!!!