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A contractor named Charles Walters had just finished a rather large job of remodeling the church, so he went to the church office to present the final bill to the minister. Upon its presentation the minister responded, "Thank you for the quality job Mr. Walters, the sanctuary never looked so nice. However, as you figure your total for this project please keep in mind that I am but a poor minister." Whereupon, Mr. Walters responded, "I know you are. I heard your sermon last week."


A hunter was walking through the woods when he heard a rustling behind him. As he turned, he was surprised to see a very large bear had caught him by surprise and he dropped his rifle and immediately began scaling a tree in front of him. He made it quite a ways up the tree and realized he was desperately at the end of his line, so he began to pray for God's help. He prayed, "Oh Lord, I know that you created everything upon the land. Right now I am in grave danger and I pray that the bear beneath me is a God fearin', Christian bear!" Just then, the hunter overheard another voice coming from the base of the tree--It was the bear, kneeling down and in prayer, saying "Thank you Lord for this wonderful meal you have given to me to sustain me."

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