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Old 08-30-2015, 12:34 PM
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Look at what this realtor wrote about this house in her second to the last sentence of her description. Wow, sometimes I feel like there is a conspiracy and the government has put something in the water. I get a kick looking at these kind of things that people put out for the public. Hope you get a chuckle...

http://www.lingle.com/Property/Detai...-Lynn-IN-47355

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"Look no further for the country home of your dreams! You will be amazed by the tranquility of this 3 bedroom home situated on 3.75 acres! With two outbuildings, and fenced in pastures, this would be perfect for a 4-H family! Not to mention the horseshoe driveway and 2 car garage! The home features hardwood floors, a full dining area, a den, and lots of closet space! The basement is currently used for storage, and contains a wood burning stove in pristine condition. The roof and windows are only 8 years old, and furnace and central air have been inspected yearly. I can assure you this property won't last long! Please call Keli Altom at (765) 993-7741 for additional info or your personal showing."

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Ya, I don't get it either. Wrong link?
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That is a cheap 3.75 acres!!!!
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Reads like a typical description to me.
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"Look no further for the country home of your dreams! You will be amazed by the tranquility of this 3 bedroom home situated on 3.75 acres! With two outbuildings, and fenced in pastures, this would be perfect for a 4-H family! Not to mention the horseshoe driveway and 2 car garage! The home features hardwood floors, a full dining area, a den, and lots of closet space! The basement is currently used for storage, and contains a wood burning stove in pristine condition. The roof and windows are only 8 years old, and furnace and central air have been inspected yearly. I can assure you this property won't last long! Please call Keli Altom at (765) 993-7741 for additional info or your personal showing."
Look again. She wrote "I can assure you this property won't last long. She should have written, "I can assure you this LISTING won't last long." Who would want to pay $120,000 for a house that won't last long?

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3.75 Acres,fenced pasture ZONED RESIDENTIAL
-----might be difficult running some hogs or cattle in that "pasture"
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Well, yes in realtor lingo "property" means listing.
Just like in realtor lingo "needs work" means demolition required.
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I don't want these in my back yard.

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I don't want these in my back yard.

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