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Old 07-23-2020, 01:59 AM
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In my little part of Australia masks are not yet mandatory so the wife and I went shopping yesterday
We wore masks just to be on the safe side
You will never guess what happened , I came home with the wrong wife
I do not know whether to keep the new one or go looking for the old one ????
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Old 07-23-2020, 06:21 AM
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Well, I ran into a person a couple of weeks ago at a store and they said hello to me ( I don't wear a mask ). I did not recognize that person, until they pulled down their mask. So it does happen.
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Old 07-30-2020, 10:48 PM
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I had my mask on and went to the bank. I drive a pick-up truck, so I go to the lane closest to the window in the drive by so I can step out of my pick-up truck and conduct business, since the drawer and vacuum tubes are too low. They ask me for my ID card, so I pulled it out of my wallet. The clerk in the bank called through the speaker, "Stick it up." to get me to hold my ID up to the window for their view. I laughed out loud, there I was at a bank with a mask on and the clerk was telling me to "Stick it up."

I hope the one you took home Oz was an improvement. It is not everyday that a man gets that opportunity to trade in his wife for hopefully a newer model!!

Perhaps the people who are extremist about either wearing a mask or not wearing a mask should be called "MASKHOLES"....

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Old 07-31-2020, 07:30 AM
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True story here
Last week I traveled to the greater Boston area for my job. Listening to local news I kept hearing them talk about the MASK DEBATE
I giggled every time, I am not ashamed at my immaturity
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Old 07-31-2020, 08:17 AM
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If I entered my bank to withdraw some Christmas shopping cash 8 months
ago with a mask, I most certainly would have created a problem for myself prolly resulting in an arrest and handcuffed.

Last week I needed to enter the bank as they have been closed to do some business and was greeted by an employee that "buzzed" me in but only if I had a mask on.
Same thing at Cabela's,
an employee outside at one entrance door with a push button, yall ain't gettin' in without a mask, the sign said outside the entrance.
The other doors are locked to entry but operable to leave for safety reasons.
I have seen motorcycle riders with masks on.
Aww, "Pure Michigan" as they advertise.
How things change in a few months.
Saturday a neighbor down the road, was mowing his lawn on a zero turn with a "hoodie" on and and an a N-95 cup mask, I should mention it was *92 on the truck thermometer.
Me, I wear one when entering a building that is occupied with people as required by law.
Thank you Chi-naaa, bring the world to it's knees so your economy don't look so bad.
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Old 07-31-2020, 03:29 PM
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This is my mask.
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Don't be "this guy":

https://nypost.com/2020/07/25/man-st...as-a-g-string/
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At least he is covered in a pubic place.....uh, public place.

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