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Old 06-15-2020, 01:21 PM
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Default Never underestimate the elderly!

Never underestimate the elderly!



An old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would

like to withdraw $500.” The female teller told her, “For withdrawals

less than $5,000, please use the ATM.” The old lady then asked, “Why?”

The teller irritably told her, “These are rules. Please leave if there is

no other matter. There is a line behind you.”

She then returned the card to the old lady. The old lady remained

silent… but then she returned the card to the teller and said,

“Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”

The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance.

She nodded her head, leaned down and said to the old lady,

“My apologies Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and

our bank does not have so much cash currently. Could you make

an appointment and come again tomorrow?”

The old lady then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?”

The teller told her, “Any amount up to $300,000”

The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw

$300,000 from her account. The teller did so quickly and handed

it to the old lady respectfully. The old lady kept $500 in her bag

and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $299,500 back

into her account.

Don't be difficult with old people... we can outwit the young

and dumb!!
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That is about the truth of the situation.
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