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Old 03-17-2020, 07:46 PM
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I visited the local watering hole one more time before they had to close up because of the impending virus concerns. As soon as I walked in, I saw a very large woman, scantily clad and dancing on the table closest to the front door. I winced before I said out loud, "Wow, what a great set of legs!". The dancer curiously responded, "Yeah-You think so?". I replied, "Certainly, any other table would have collapsed under all that weight."

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I visited the local watering hole one more time before they had to close up because of the impending virus concerns. As soon as I walked in, I saw a very large woman, scantily clad and dancing on the table closest to the front door. I winced before I said out loud, "Wow, what a great set of legs!". The dancer curiously responded, "Yeah-You think so?". I replied, "Certainly, any other table would have collapsed under all that weight."

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LOL, I envision you running towards the door.

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