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Old 12-09-2018, 04:50 PM
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Default Globalization

Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.

Question:
How come?

Answer :

An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
an
Australian

using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian waterside workers,
and
trucked to you by Somali illegals funded by Australian Foreign Aid.....
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Wow Kieth I never thought of it that way but you're right!
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Did Australia legalize marijuana?

Your analogy was really clever and insightful!!! Great one!

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Did Australia legalize marijuana?

Your analogy was really clever and insightful!!! Great one!

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Medical Marijuana has been approved but must be prescribed by a Medical practitioner
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