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Bob And The Blonde
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.The 10 PM news was coming on.The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."............ Bob took the money!
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Ya know, with some folks ya gotta wonder just exactly how long their "Pilot Light" has been blown out...
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She got a happy meal but it's missing the chesseburger
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She's definitely not the sharpest tack in the box.
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1973 149 with 44" Deck, 782 with Simms cab, 1966 102 with 38" deck, 50" deck, 5 42" Blade, Brinly 8" 3- point Plow, Brinly 10' Sleeve hitch Plow, Brinly 12' 3-point Plow, 782 Pile, 2-38' Decks, QA-42A,1650 Roller, QA42 Thrower, Kubota BX 2360, 1970 IH one ton 4x4, one 1959 farmall cub restored, two 1949 farmall cub projects, cub grader blade, 5 sickle bar mowers , 1 set cutivators , 1 fast hitch plow, 1. 1950s IH hay rake |
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The wheel may be turning but the hamster is dead....LOL
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