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Old 02-10-2014, 10:37 PM
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Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.The 10 PM news was coming on.The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."............
Bob took the money!
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Ya know, with some folks ya gotta wonder just exactly how long their "Pilot Light" has been blown out...


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She's definitely not the sharpest tack in the box.
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The wheel may be turning but the hamster is dead....LOL
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