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Old 11-24-2013, 10:38 PM
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Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing? You've been reading our
marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration
date."

Then the fight began.

She: "When we get married, I want to share
all your worries, troubles, and lighten
your burden."
He: "That's very kind of you darling, but
I don't have any worries or troubles."
She: "That's because we are not married yet."

And Then----


Young Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with
Dad this morning, he told me to give
up my seat to a lady."
Mother: Well, you did the right thing."
Young Son: "But Mom, I was sitting on Dad's lap!"

You know the rest of the story!
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Allen,

Isn't it chilly in that dog house?
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Isn't it chilly in that dog house?
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Young Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with
Dad this morning, he told me to give
up my seat to a lady."
Mother: Well, you did the right thing."
Young Son: "But Mom, I was sitting on Dad's lap!"

You know the rest of the story!
I was there to witness that and his dad was playing Santa....a very "naughty" Santa!

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another one for the "...And that's when the fight started..." list

Slim was driving slowly, looking for a parking space. Car suddenly backs out quickly, and Jim is unable to stop fast enough, bumps the other car slightly.

Both drivers get out, and a very short person is driving the 'bumped' car. Shorty screams at Slim "I am NOT Happy!!"

Jim: "Oh? ...... Well, which one of the sevens dwarfs are you?"

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another one for the "...And that's when the fight started..." list

Slim was driving slowly, looking for a parking space. Car suddenly backs out quickly, and Jim is unable to stop fast enough, bumps the other car slightly.

Both drivers get out, and a very short person is driving the 'bumped' car. Shorty screams at Slim "I am NOT Happy!!"

Jim: "Oh? ...... Well, which one of the sevens dwarfs are you?"
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