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Old 09-09-2018, 02:10 AM
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It's been snowing all night. So ....



8:00 I made a snowman.



8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.



8:15 So, I made a snow woman



8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere



8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead



8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts



8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot noses, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.



8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.....



8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman must wear a burqa



8:40 Three Police cars arrive saying someone has been offended



8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicts women in a domestic role



8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with prosecution



8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.



9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, pervert, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.



9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... my children are taken away by social services



9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the Street demanding for me to be beheaded



Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today!



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