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Old 06-08-2019, 07:39 PM
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I stopped by the Ford dealership yesterday, for a look at the new 2019 F-150 pickup.


Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before they become old.



The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a "#metoo" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.



The seats were of particular interest. She explained that the seats directed warm air to your bum in the winter and directed cool air to your bum in the summer heat.


I mentioned that this must be a LIBERAL truck.



Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a LIBERAL truck.



"I explained that if it were a GREENS or a LABOR truck, the seats would just blow hot air up your a--e all year-round!"



I had to walk back to the dealership, but it was worth it.
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Ford seat…



I stopped by the Ford dealership yesterday, for a look at the new 2019 F-150 pickup.


Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before they become old.



The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a "#metoo" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.



The seats were of particular interest. She explained that the seats directed warm air to your bum in the winter and directed cool air to your bum in the summer heat.


I mentioned that this must be a LIBERAL truck.



Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a LIBERAL truck.



"I explained that if it were a GREENS or a LABOR truck, the seats would just blow hot air up your a--e all year-round!"



I had to walk back to the dealership, but it was worth it.
You sir, would fit right in here as an american citizen.
Seems politicians are the same around the world
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You sir, would fit right in here as an american citizen.
Seems politicians are the same around the world
Sir , I take that as a great compliment but even better you appreciating our humour would fit right in here and be most welcome
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