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Old 10-29-2018, 08:43 AM
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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender hands the man his drink and asks: "So, how do you like your women?" The man chuckles and says:
"I like my women like my pistons. With my rings on them."

I honestly don't really understand this myself, I just kinda thought about it and wrote it.
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I do not foresee you doing stand up anytime soon
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I'm thinking the same right about now.
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I like my women like a thanksgiving turkey. I will leave it up to your imagination what I mean by that.
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Now I got coffee running out my damn nose!
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thinking about it, this probably would've made more sense if it was "without extra rings on it"
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