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Old 11-08-2009, 12:33 AM
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Talking toilet paper

My wife came in the other day and told me she wanted larger breasts. I told her to rub some toilet paper on them. She asked why, I said you've been rubbing it on your butt all these years and its bigger.
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My wife came in the other day and told me she wanted larger breasts. I told her to rub some toilet paper on them. She asked why, I said you've been rubbing it on your butt all these years and its bigger.
I'm surprised you lived through that remark.:biggrin2.gif:

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