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Old 08-23-2010, 10:17 AM
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Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was the second guy’s turn. In the morning, Same thing happens again, his hair is standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

The other two said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."

The third night was Frank’s turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning," he said. The other two couldn’t believe it!

He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his butt and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night.":biggrin2.gif:
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I love this joke, BUT if we are going to nit pick and not just take a joke as a joke then I will have to say that there is a medical term for this horrible condition known as sleep apnea. I have suffered from it all my life and its been said that it contributed to the death of my uncle. It has many symptoms and leads in the long term to terrible conditions such as enlarged heart and nightly doses of dangeresly low oxegen levels.
That being said I myself have lost Two family members to rollover accidents one being on a farm and I still saw the humor.
It's time to stop acting like three year olds fighting over who has the best tricycle and keep your coments to yourself.
(Note to moderator)-I would never ask nor do I condone the editing of any topic or thread that falls under the rules of the forum. Especially just because a couple of critics express there god givin right to an opinion.
Need I remind you this is the United States of America and may God bless us all!
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It's time to stop acting like three year olds fighting over who has the best tricycle and keep your coments to yourself.
(Note to moderator)-I would never ask nor do I condone the editing of any topic or thread that falls under the rules of the forum. Especially just because a couple of critics express there god givin right to an opinion.
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Now That's Funny.


Also, Snoring & Sleep Apnea are not the same thing ...... There is nothing harmful about snoring ........ except your partner punching you in the ribs all night.
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When you guys start to have an argument and insults ensue, it's time to delete the post. If the topic would have stayed on, it would have gotten ugly.
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I love this joke, BUT if we are going to nit pick and not just take a joke as a joke then I will have to say that there is a medical term for this horrible condition known as sleep apnea. I have suffered from it all my life and its been said that it contributed to the death of my uncle. It has many symptoms and leads in the long term to terrible conditions such as enlarged heart and nightly doses of dangeresly low oxegen levels.
That being said I myself have lost Two family members to rollover accidents one being on a farm and I still saw the humor.
It's time to stop acting like three year olds fighting over who has the best tricycle and keep your coments to yourself.
(Note to moderator)-I would never ask nor do I condone the editing of any topic or thread that falls under the rules of the forum. Especially just because a couple of critics express there god givin right to an opinion.
Need I remind you this is the United States of America and may God bless us all!
CMA, I also have sleep apnea. Wife begged me to go to doctor about this for years. 6mos ago I finally went. I did the sleep lab and doc says it's one of the worst cases he's seen. It was a 6hr study and I quit breathing 596 times. I now have a c-pap machine to stop this. Now my wife does not have this to complain about! I can find the humor in almost anything, including this. Thanks!!
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