Only Cub Cadets

PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR SPONSORS!

CC Speciaalties R. F. Houtz and Sons

Patton Acres IH Cub Cadet Parts

Cub Cadet Parts & Service


If you would like to help maintain this site & enhance it, feel free to donate whatever amount you would like to!




Attention Folks we have a new owner!
Greg Rozar AKA- CubDieselFan


Go Back   Only Cub Cadets > Off Topic > Jokes and Humor

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 05-06-2017, 08:33 PM
zippy1's Avatar
zippy1 zippy1 is offline
Grand Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 7,833
Default Blonde and puzzle

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says: Please come over here and help me. I have a big jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.

Her boyfriend asks: What is it supposed to be when it's finished?

The blonde says: According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle...

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says:

Sorry honey, look, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.

He takes her hand and says: So...I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then, he said with a deep sigh:

Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.
__________________
Make the best of each day ,
Todd

Original's Face Lift thread.http://www.onlycubcadets.net/forum/s...ad.php?t=34439
(O) Start to Finish video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAoUNNiLwKs
Wheel Around videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUL-m6Bramk
They can't all be turn key!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 05-07-2017, 12:03 PM
ACecil's Avatar
ACecil ACecil is offline
Grand Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 23,502
Default

Too funny, Todd!
__________________
Allen
Proud owner of my Original!

My Grandpa's Cart
Craftsman Lawn Sweeper
Craftsman Plug Aerator
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 05-07-2017, 07:01 PM
OldSkull's Avatar
OldSkull OldSkull is offline
Grand Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Quebec
Posts: 1,101
Default

__________________
Gilles.
1988 2072 401 54" hyd angled blade
1988 1872 364 snowblower/C50 deck
1976 1650/QA42A blower/44A deck/standby
1976 1450TS/Sleeve hitch/44A deck/in storage
1963 100 (red)/in storage
2010 Kubota 2380-2/42" infinity deck (engine swap)
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 05-07-2017, 09:11 PM
Dirty Steve's Avatar
Dirty Steve Dirty Steve is offline
Grand Member
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NY
Posts: 1,821
Default

__________________
http://www.onlycubcadets.net/forum/s...ad.php?t=42646

70, #1 cart. Brinly Cultivator. Some wheel weights.

{125, 126, 2072-Sold~regrettably, 2284 60 inch Haban 325 deck., 451 snowblower, 2182-60 inch Haban 374 deck- "Money Pit", 401 Haban 54 inch dozer blade- rebuilt, 1440-down the road, Another 2182 for parts. Another 2284 for parts. 450 blower. 1812-sold, 2072 w/ Haban 374, and a 2182#3 w/ Haban 325}-------> All SOLD
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 05-08-2017, 09:16 AM
Sam Mac's Avatar
Sam Mac Sam Mac is offline
Administrator
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Galax VA
Posts: 18,745
Default

Ouch!
__________________
2264 with 54 GT deck
1641 AKA Black Jack with a 402-E Haban Sickle bar mower
JD317 dump truck
BX2670 with FEL
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 05-08-2017, 02:54 PM
Bamafan's Avatar
Bamafan Bamafan is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2016
Location: New Market, Alabama
Posts: 520
Default

__________________
Larry
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:28 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.

Cub Cadet is a premium line of outdoor power equipment, established in 1961 as part of International Harvester. During the 1960s, IH initiated an entirely new line of lawn and garden equipment aimed at the owners rural homes with large yards and private gardens. There were a wide variety of Cub Cadet branded and after-market attachments available; including mowers, blades, snow blowers, front loaders, plows, carts, etc. Cub Cadet advertising at that time harped on their thorough testing by "boys - acknowledged by many as the world's worst destructive force!". Cub Cadets became known for their dependability and rugged construction.

MTD Products, Inc. of Cleveland, Ohio purchased the Cub Cadet brand from International Harvester in 1981. Cub Cadet was held as a wholly owned subsidiary for many years following this acquisition, which allowed them to operate independently. Recently, MTD has taken a more aggressive role and integrated Cub Cadet into its other lines of power equipment.

This website and forum are not affiliated with or sponsored by MTD Products Inc, which owns the CUB CADET trademarks. It is not an official MTD Products Inc, website, and MTD Products Inc, is not responsible for any of its content. The official MTD Products Inc, website can be found at: http://www.mtdproducts.com. The information and opinions expressed on this website are the responsibility of the website's owner and/or it's members, and do not represent the opinions of MTD Products Inc. IH, INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER are registered trademark of CNH America LLC

All material, images, and graphics from this site are the property of www.onlycubcadets.net. Any unauthorized use, reproductions, or duplications are prohibited unless solely expressed in writing.

Cub Cadet, Cub, Cadet, IH, MTD, Parts, Tractors, Tractor, International Harvester, Lawn, Garden, Lawn Mower, Kohler, garden tractor equipment, lawn garden tractors, antique garden tractors, garden tractor, PTO, parts, online, Original, 70, 71, 72, 73, 76, SO76, 80, 81, 86, 100, 102, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108,109, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129, 147, 149, 169, 182, 282, 382, 482, 580, 582, 582 Special, 680, 682, 782, 782D, 784, 800, 805, 882, 982, 984, 986, 1000, 1015, 1100, 1105, 1110, 1200, 1250, 1282, 1450, 1512, 1604, 1605, 1606, 1610, 1615, 1620, 1650, 1710, 1711, 1712, 1806, 1810, 1811, 1812, 1912, 1914.