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Old 05-01-2017, 12:02 PM
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We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion.


Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes the
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to to the
man who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three-meter exclusion zone
where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding
activities can take place without the interference of the woman.


Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.


More routine....
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great.
He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the
meat.


Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.


More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and washes the dishes.


And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off,' and, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some women.
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Old 05-01-2017, 12:09 PM
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Now dat be sum funny chit
(of course you will be sleeping alone in the place where the equipment is stored)
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Old 05-02-2017, 08:51 PM
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Now that's funny!!
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