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Old 04-28-2017, 05:32 AM
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Let's say you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you.

So, what do you do? ... You opt for “Medicare Plan G”.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet.

You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician.

This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need.

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

And, who will be paying for all of this?

Why, the same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.

And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

Is this a great country or what?
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Sounds about right....
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How about be a man and not be a burden on Society....Who pays for it???? Really not the Government but the Tax Payer.... Wait... Canada....You had the Mayor that smoked Crack recently right??? Hmmmm
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And if you want to change your sex, they pay for that also.
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How about be a man and not be a burden on Society....Who pays for it???? Really not the Government but the Tax Payer.... Wait... Canada....You had the Mayor that smoked Crack recently right??? Hmmmm
DC had the original crack smokin mayor. "B!+ch set me up!"
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How about be a man and not be a burden on Society....Who pays for it???? Really not the Government but the Tax Payer.... Wait... Canada....You had the Mayor that smoked Crack recently right??? Hmmmm
Be a man not a burden at 75 years old? G.... Maybe with blue pills but wait they don't pay for that neither! Ask George!

This is a joke I receive by a friend living in Aurora, Illinois! A true American fellow with a great collection of firearm! Are you upset by this joke? So wait... Canada politician suck too! Glad to learn it I would never have guessed without you...
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DC had the original crack smokin mayor. "B!+ch set me up!"
Yep I was there for that .....

Upset??? Ummm no : - )
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Yep I was there for that .....

Upset??? Ummm no : - )
OK then, It's not easy to be a man in Crapnada , it cost me between 40 to 50K in income every year so I'm not the one laughing here..
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