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Medicare plan G
Let's say you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you.
So, what do you do? ... You opt for “Medicare Plan G”. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! And, who will be paying for all of this? Why, the same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. Is this a great country or what?
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Gilles. 1988 2072 401 54" hyd angled blade 1988 1872 364 snowblower/C50 deck 1976 1650/QA42A blower/44A deck/standby 1976 1450TS/Sleeve hitch/44A deck/in storage 1963 100 (red)/in storage 2010 Kubota 2380-2/42" infinity deck (engine swap) |
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Sounds about right....
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How about be a man and not be a burden on Society....Who pays for it???? Really not the Government but the Tax Payer.... Wait... Canada....You had the Mayor that smoked Crack recently right??? Hmmmm
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And if you want to change your sex, they pay for that also.
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DC had the original crack smokin mayor. "B!+ch set me up!"
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This is a joke I receive by a friend living in Aurora, Illinois! A true American fellow with a great collection of firearm! Are you upset by this joke? So wait... Canada politician suck too! Glad to learn it I would never have guessed without you...
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Gilles. 1988 2072 401 54" hyd angled blade 1988 1872 364 snowblower/C50 deck 1976 1650/QA42A blower/44A deck/standby 1976 1450TS/Sleeve hitch/44A deck/in storage 1963 100 (red)/in storage 2010 Kubota 2380-2/42" infinity deck (engine swap) |
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Upset??? Ummm no : - ) |
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OK then, It's not easy to be a man in Crapnada , it cost me between 40 to 50K in income every year so I'm not the one laughing here..
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Gilles. 1988 2072 401 54" hyd angled blade 1988 1872 364 snowblower/C50 deck 1976 1650/QA42A blower/44A deck/standby 1976 1450TS/Sleeve hitch/44A deck/in storage 1963 100 (red)/in storage 2010 Kubota 2380-2/42" infinity deck (engine swap) |
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