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Polish joke
I'm only passing this one along so if any of you are Polish hope your not PO'd
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days............... A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."
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I actually laughed out loud
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Now, that is funny.........
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Now that topped anything I could've ever possibly thought of.
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Now thats funny I don't care who you are, THATS FUNNY!! GET ER DUNN!!
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In NY, the tv news announcer ask "It is 10 o'clock do you know where your children are?"
In Poland , the tv news announcer ask "It is 10 o'clock do you know what time it is?"
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Gee Lew I haven't heard that on the news in a coons age. LOL It's 10 oclock do you know where you're children are. But then again one would need to be up at 10.
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