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Old 03-31-2017, 12:24 PM
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I'm only passing this one along so if any of you are Polish hope your not PO'd

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days...............

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."
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I actually laughed out loud
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I actually laughed out loud
Me too.
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Now, that is funny.........
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Now that topped anything I could've ever possibly thought of.
Darn near fell of my lazy boy!!
I sure didn't see it coming
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Now thats funny I don't care who you are, THATS FUNNY!! GET ER DUNN!!
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In NY, the tv news announcer ask "It is 10 o'clock do you know where your children are?"
In Poland , the tv news announcer ask "It is 10 o'clock do you know what time it is?"
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Gee Lew I haven't heard that on the news in a coons age. LOL It's 10 oclock do you know where you're children are. But then again one would need to be up at 10.
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