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Old 03-24-2017, 05:51 PM
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I went fishing yesterday and noticed the bloke sitting next to me was using liquorice as bait.
I said, "Do you catch much with that?"
He said, "Bloody allsorts mate."
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I dont get it.
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Old 03-27-2017, 10:19 AM
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Me either. Might be an Aussie thing.
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I do....and it isn't an Aussie thing!! Funny......

here's what's up:

Liquorice allsorts (also spelled licorice allsorts) consist of assorted liquorice sugar candies sold as a mixture. These confections are made of liquorice, sugar, coconut, aniseed jelly, fruit flavourings, and gelatine. ... Allsorts are produced by many companies around the world today.

That's why our friend from down under spelled allsorts as one word and not two!

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I still don't get it.
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I still don't get it.
It is a double use of the word "allsorts".....the bloke said he is catching allsorts...."all sorts" of fish, as in all kinds of fish and "allsorts licorice" when he pulls his line in, he has "allsorts licorice" on it, so he is catching "allsorts" of licorice.

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You blokes will have to come Down under and I can teach you Fair Dinkum English or speak to Sam Mac , I just learnt he has an Aussie accent and he will help youse out
youse is the plural of you
Fair Dinkum means true/reliable/honest/good as gold
Anyway thats enough of the lesson
Does the USA have Liquorice allsorts ???
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y'll haften ta larn us aussie inglesh, and weuns ill larn ya southern inglesh,

iffin yall com visit sum, weill be ah kookin ya crawdads an mountain oystirs and sippin 'shine till da coons lay up.
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y'll haften ta larn us aussie inglesh, and weuns ill larn ya southern inglesh,

iffin yall com visit sum, weill be ah kookin ya crawdads an mountain oystirs and sippin 'shine till da coons lay up.
LOL...I think Ol George has had one too many nips on the reumatize medicine this morning.
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LOL...I think Ol George has had one too many nips on the reumatize medicine this morning.
dew eye havta 'splain it to ya lucy?
don da holler, dey is a feller dat iffin ya speek on him jus rit, heel simer ya sum.
it mak da hurts go way plum quik!
Itill allsew mak yer peller on yer kap spin lik a stik in da krik aftir ah spring rane!
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