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Old 03-19-2009, 12:53 AM
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Default 10 reasons you may favor a hand gun over a woman

10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.



9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.



8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.



7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.



6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.



5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.



4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.



3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"



2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.



AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS FAVORED OVER A WOMAN.......

#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
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ROFL!!!! That is a thing of beauty!~
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Good one Jim!
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I couldn't agree more!
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Just give me the silencer and I'll be good to go...lol
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AND..........they are a WHOLE lot cheaper......
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being only 14, and having no expirience in this field... I THINK IT IS HALARIOUS! Why is "a gun never talks on the phone" not on there
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