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Old 04-02-2017, 07:40 AM
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Got a new kid at work from PA, he seems to think every syllable must be articulated clearly with proper enunciation. Yeah, roll it all together with some Southern "sayings" and we might as well be speaking Martian.
I can fall into this when back visiting.

Some syllables are split into two... like

She...it

or maybe it is spelled

she...at
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Old 04-02-2017, 07:43 AM
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Found this translation dictionary that might be helpful to some of you:

"initiate": lets see...she ate 3 cheeseburgers,
initiate, a bag of potato chips.

"mayonaise": mayonaise sure a lot of people out here.

"juicy": juicy the look on his face?

"widjadidja": you didn't bring your truck widjadidja?

"poppyseed": poppyseed you out smoking the other day.

"european": man, turn the other way, european on my boots.

"hammer": I could use a sandwich...what do you want...hammer turkey?

"fasenate": I got 9 buttons on this shirt but can only fasenate.

"jamakin": hey mom, what jamakin in the kitchen?

"courtesy": courtesy my new pickup truck, Jim?

"lariat": hey, do you know where lariat, he owes me five bucks.

"cadillacs": my cadillacs discipline and respect.

"mask": mask you somehting, you haven't seen my pen have yah?

"bishop": I was married once, but the bishop and left me.

"innuendo": a bird just flew innuendo.

"mitosis": I'd love to talk, but mitosis on fire.

"aorta": aorta cut that grass down by the park.

"otter": they otter fix that car of theirs.

"bratwurst": you bratwurst people to this team than there was before.

"chinese": leave me alone, I'm chinese boots on.

"indifferent": out of all my girlfriends, she likes it indifferent
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Old 04-02-2017, 06:06 PM
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This is the longest joke ever
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