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Old 08-26-2016, 03:40 PM
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NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO
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Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat - Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.

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Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
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Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping? - Group Debate.
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Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase - Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
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Curling Irons - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video.
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How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program - Helpline Support and Support Groups.
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Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum.
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Health Watch - They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
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I Was Wrong and He Was Right! - Real Life Testimonials.
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How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

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Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

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How to Shop by Yourself.
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Should be no problem getting teachers .... big problem finding just 8 students per class ...
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Can I drive the short bus for the students?
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I will share that one with my girlfriend

Pray for me!
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Prayers sent!

When I showed it to my wife she said, "I need to take Class #6 , huh?"

I was feeling kinda bold and said "yup".
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Prayers sent!

When I showed it to my wife she said, "I need to take Class #6 , huh?"

I was feeling kinda bold and said "yup".
Holy cow your in trouble boy!
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Prayers sent!

When I showed it to my wife she said, "I need to take Class #6 , huh?"

I was feeling kinda bold and said "yup".
And that's when the fight started. LOL
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