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Old 01-14-2019, 04:58 PM
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An amazing 2 letter English word.




A reminder that one word in the English language

that can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb

and preposition.


UP


Read until the end ... you'll laugh.


This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that

word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as an

[adv.], [prep.], [adj.], [n] or [v].



It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken

in the morning, why do we wake UP?


At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?

Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers

UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary

to write UP a report? We call UP our friends,

brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver,

warm UP the leftovers and clean UPthe

kitchen. We lock UP the house and fix UP

the old car.



At other times, this little word has real special

meaning. People stir UPtrouble, line UP

for

tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP

excuses.




To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed

UP is special.



And this UP is confusing: A drain must be

opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close

it UPat night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!


To be knowledgeable about the proper

uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the

dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary,

it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can

add UP to about thirty definitions.


If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UPis used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.



When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding

UP. When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, the earth soaks it UP.

When it does

not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One

could go on

and on, but I'll wrap itUP, for now . . . my time

is UP!



Oh . . . one more thing: What is the first thing you

do in the morning and the last thing you

do at night?


U

P !


Did that one crack you UP?

Don't screw UP. Send this on to everyone

you look UP in your address book . . .

or not . . . it's UP to you.

Now I'll shut UP!
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