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Old 06-11-2018, 06:40 AM
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Default A Letter of Apology

Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. Iíve got a confession to make.

Iíve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to
get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least Iím telling you
in this text and I canít live with myself a minute longer without you
knowing about this. The truth is that when youíre not around Iíve
been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more
than you. I havenít been getting it at home recently and I know that
thatís no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I canít live
with the guilt and hope youíll accept my sincere apology and forgive
me. Please suggest a fee for usage and Iíll pay you.


Neighborís response:

Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot
Richard, killing him. He went back home and poured himself a stiff
drink and sat down on the sofa. Fred then looked at his phone and
discovered a second text message from Richard.

Second text message:

Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.
I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Correct had changed ďwi-fiĒ to ďwife.Ē Technology, huh? Itíll be the death of us all.

Regards, Richard.
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Old 06-11-2018, 07:32 AM
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Old 06-11-2018, 07:45 AM
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Hilarious! And the reality is we always hear about neighbor disputes in the news for real!
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Damn auto correct anyway!
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Old 06-11-2018, 10:45 AM
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Bah, ha, ha, ha!

Last fall I used that one on my neighbor. After about a week I couldn't take it any more and had to send him the second text. I couldn't stand to listen to him yell at his wife any more.
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Old 06-11-2018, 06:19 PM
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Now he need few bottle.
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