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Old 07-27-2018, 01:40 AM
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Seenager ...

This is Awesome!

Life is so good :-)



I JUST discovered my age group!



I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).



I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 55-60 years later.



I don't have to go to school or work.



I get an allowance every month.



I have my own pad.



I don't have a curfew.



I have a driver's license and my own car.



I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store I like the wine store best.



The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything,



They have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?



And I don't have acne.



Life is Good!



Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.



Brains of older people are slow



Because they know so much.



People do not decline mentally with age;



It just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information In their brains.



Scientists believe this also makes you



Hard of hearing as it puts pressure



On your inner ear.



Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there,

They stand there wondering what they came for.



It is NOT a memory problem;



It is nature's way of making older





People do more exercise.



SO THERE!!



I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.



So please forward this to your friends;



They may be my friends, too.
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Old 07-27-2018, 06:53 AM
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Yup, I'll buy that....
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Old 07-27-2018, 07:55 AM
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125, 126, 147, 129, 149 x 2, 1450, 882, 1810, 1320, 1440, 2135, 2 129’s for parts/project, 1950 Farmall Cub
38" LT mower deck, 4 42" triangle mower decks, 2 44A mower decks, 2 50C mower decks, 42” GT deck, 3 42" snow/dirt blades, 42" landscape rake, #4 cart
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Old 07-27-2018, 10:49 AM
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I resemble that.
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Old 07-27-2018, 11:09 PM
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That's a good one!! I haven't made it there yet but maybe one day I will!!

Thanks for sharing!!
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