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Old 06-20-2018, 11:50 AM
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When Someone asks if my 1250 is a lawn mower:
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She's not a very responsible gun owner. Her grip is all wrong and she has her finger on the trigger before she's on target. Also, that's a 1911 which is single action only and it should never be carried with the hammer down. Tisk, tisk.
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Is the hammer down? Looks like it is just the dovetail/handguard
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Don't matter about granny, EVERY Cadet ever built is a lawnmower in my opinion. I barely consider a Farmall Cub a tractor, and it ain't much at that. And don't bother telling me Cadet called them tractors, I (well dad actually) has a full set of the those late 80's big blue parts books, one is labeled garden tractors, another super garden tractors---and MTD was wrong for doing so.
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Is the hammer down? Looks like it is just the dovetail/handguard
Technically the hammer is up but in gun terms it is down. Either way the 1911 should be carried in condition 1 which is a round in the chamber, hammer cocked and the safety on.
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Granny, I bet it's not even loaded. Better pull the trigger aimed at an MTD just to make sure.
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Technically the hammer is up but in gun terms it is down. Either way the 1911 should be carried in condition 1 which is a round in the chamber, hammer cocked and the safety on.
Here's a fun story for you guys...

I was going to school many years ago and working a couple of jobs to pay my way. One of them was being an archery tech at Bass Pro and one was at a Tool and Die Shop.

One night at Bass Pro I was working behind the archery counter on a compound bow for a regular customer. He was a State Trooper here in Alabama. We were in mid conversation when we heard a firearm discharge in the store. He was in full uniform and reached for his pistol. I froze. Turns out that a young fellow (just turned 21) removed his firearm from his waist ( I assume it was in his pants) and was checking to see which holster on the shelf fit it best. He accidentally discharged it. The round went through two shelfs in front of him and missed a small child by less than a few feet. Scary scary scary. The trooper removed the firearm from the kid and walked him outside. I don't believe he ever got in any trouble, and I think the kid got his gun back.
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I was going to school many years ago and working a couple of jobs to pay my way. One of them was being an archery tech at Bass Pro and one was at a Tool and Die Shop.

One night at Bass Pro I was working behind the archery counter on a compound bow for a regular customer. He was a State Trooper here in Alabama. We were in mid conversation when we heard a firearm discharge in the store. He was in full uniform and reached for his pistol. I froze. Turns out that a young fellow (just turned 21) removed his firearm from his waist ( I assume it was in his pants) and was checking to see which holster on the shelf fit it best. He accidentally discharged it. The round went through two shelfs in front of him and missed a small child by less than a few feet. Scary scary scary. The trooper removed the firearm from the kid and walked him outside. I don't believe he ever got in any trouble, and I think the kid got his gun back.
I remember that. But on the news they said the evil gun jump out of the waistband on it's own and started shooting up the place.
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One time I was firing an arrow and it got caught on the sight, exploded the arrow, and almost cut my face all to hell. The bow also broke.
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