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Old 07-07-2018, 06:58 PM
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Default A little flab

A LITTLE FLAB!


One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said..."If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said.... "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response..

So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER.'

With a death grip in place, she said...

"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman,
the pool man and your brother!"
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Old 07-07-2018, 07:05 PM
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Bwahahahahaha!!!
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Old 07-07-2018, 09:02 PM
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If it wasn't soft, it was after she made that statement!
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