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Old 04-16-2020, 08:45 AM
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Stimulus Package (Econ 1)


It is a slow day in the small Saskatchewan town of Pumphandle, and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op. The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is basically how a Stimulus package works!
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Old 04-16-2020, 08:54 AM
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Exactly.. Except the hotel guest is the IRS. The only part you left out is that the Hotel customer got that money from John Q Taxpayer to begin with... And it one was of MANY MANY hundreds.
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Old 04-16-2020, 09:11 AM
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Uh, and how many people will buy into this ?

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Sounds like the only one who really got the stimulus package was the Co-op guy from the prostitute! If you take "THE IRS" and put it together, you get "THEIRS"!

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The Wife & I both received our $1200.00. We are both retired and live on a small retirement and social security. We paid a lot of taxes and a lot into social security in our life time. I know there are a lot of people out of work that needs the money a lot more than us, but I can't change the way the money was handed out. I was surprised that retirees receiving social security received the money. Every little bit helps. This Virus is bad and I hate to go to the grocery store. Hope everyone is safe. Have a great day.
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Another stimulus package explanation....

Q: What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q: Where will the government get this money?
A: From taxpayers.

Q: So the government is giving me back my own money?
A: Only a smidgen of it.

Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.

Q: Isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A: Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with and your stimulus check wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

* if you spend it on gasoline, your money goes to the Arabs.

* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India,Taiwan or China.

* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.

* if you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to the management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.



Instead keep the money in America by:

(1) Spending it at a yard sale, or

(2) Go to a ballgame, or

(3) Spend it on prostitutes, or

(4) Beer, or

(5) Tattoos

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)

CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day.

No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
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Another stimulus package explanation....
LOL.i posted this in jokes about a week or 2 ago.. funny stuff
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