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Old 10-21-2019, 04:29 PM
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Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
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Old 10-21-2019, 07:07 PM
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....Eggscelent!
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I think you need to check the spelling,,

It is not
No Bell Peace Prize

It IS
No Bell PIECE prize

I can explain that further,,if necessary,,,


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Reminds me the abominable and the noble joke. The bull swallows a bomb....abominable...... and when it blows up, it was noble.
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Old 10-22-2019, 06:56 AM
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I think you need to check the spelling,,

It is not
No Bell Peace Prize

It IS
No Bell PIECE prize

I can explain that further,,if necessary,,,


Hey,
I just cut/pasted it with the delete of the political trailer that was attached.
Ya I thought about the "piece" (s) but didn't want to plagiarize it,
then I would have "egg on my face"
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