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Old 06-30-2014, 04:22 PM
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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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Dont think my wife would like that , buuuuut...... still funny!
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However, should I mention this to Mrs. Cubby.....

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I'm saving that topic for a family event, like Christmas or Thanksgiving just so I get maximum doghouse time out of it!
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Absolutely true take a look at the White House
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