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Old 06-01-2012, 11:07 PM
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Four people were on a small airplane: the pilot, a professor, a hiker, and a preacher. The sound of the plane's engines went silent and the dismay on the passenger's faces said it all. The pilot yelled back to the others, "There are only 3 parachutes, and since this is my plane-I GET ONE OF THEM!" So he took a parachute and jumped out. Next, the professor said, "I have a remarkable new creation that I have found in my research and the world still needs a powerful mind, like mine, so I will take a parachute for myself." So, he grabs a chute and jumps. Next, the preacher looked at the hiker and said, "My soul is prepared and I am ready to meet my maker. Please, take the last parachute with my blessings and tell my wife and kids that I truly love them. I am at peace with this request." The hiker said, "That won't be necessary preacher--the professor grabbed my backpack and jumped, so there are still two parachutes left!"

Lesson: Putting others before ourselves helps to make the world a better place and someone will always be looking out for us at all times. Also, no matter how smart we think we are, everyone makes mistakes!

Hope you enjoyed this funny parable.

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LOL I have heard that joke though in a different way, with the pope, a little girl and our president.
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