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Old 12-14-2013, 06:14 PM
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A fresh young kid takes over his father's bar business after his father passed away suddenly. Having never tend bar, the kid was eager to try.

A couple old World War II vets, who were regulars, stumbled in to the bar, sat down together and ordered their beers. The bartender served the beer and was just about to take the money the vets placed on the bar when one vet said to the other, "I got it Mike!"

Mike replied "No! It's on me, John!"

"C'mon! You got it the last time! Here kid, take this" Mike tried handing over the money.

"Not so fast" retorted John, waving his money to the bartender.

"No, I'll get it."

"Get it next time!"

The two old men continue to argue back and forth for a little bit about who buys. The bartender started to get impatient. After some time passed, Mike then asked the bartender "You don't care who buys, do you?"

"No!" replied the frustrated bartender.

Then Mike and John grinned. Mike then said to the bartender "Then YOU buy!"

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