[cooperino]

At election time a bus full of politicians has an accident and crashes into a cornfield. When the ambulance and police arrived they noticed that the bus was empty and there’s were no signs of the passengers. A farmer with his tractor was also there so they asked him what happened to all the politicians. The farmer said he buried them. The police officer asked, “They were all dead then?” The farmer said, “Well, some of them said they were alive but you can’t believe anything a politician says can you?”