[Ozcubowner]

Two men met at the Pearly gates and talked about how they got there.

The first said, he froze to death. The other asked what it was like. He explained, very cold and you shiver, but then it becomes almost serene and you go off to sleep.
He then asked about the other chap who explained he had a massive heart attack and explained how it happened. He thought his wife was having an affair so he came home early and ran into the house but only found his wife knitting so he ran through all the rooms, down to the basement the up to the attic and that is when he had the heart attack.

The other fellow said it was a shame he did not look in the freezer as they both would not be here if he had
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