[sparky40]

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.


Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton: Cost- $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.


Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton: Ditto for Bill


Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton: Ditto for Monica.


Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton: Let's not go there.


Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.


Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember anything.


Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton: Monica ... Ooh, let's not go there, either.


Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.