Poor Eyesight
John was getting older but loved playing golf every day. One day he came home and told his wife "I'm quitting golf, my eyesight is so bad I can't see where I hit the ball".
His wife said "take my brother Bill with to help you".
John said "but he is getting so old what help would he be?
His wife replied, "his eyesight is perfect and he can see where you ball goes".
The next day John and Bill went golfing. John hit a long drive on the first hole, and didn't see where the ball went. He asked Bill "where did my ball go?
Bill said "I saw where it went.............. but I don't remember!!!!!
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