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Originally Posted by jbrewer
Next step: Air Bags.
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OMG please no!! some elected person might get that idea, that it should be mandatory and tack it onto some legislation that is sure to pass and we will have exploding terra-cotta air bag requirements on next years model of all mowers.
Also all operators of lawn cutting equipment need inflatable protective gear somewhat resembling the "Michelin man"
So in the event one might loose their footing after throwing back some cool ones, they will drop and roll instead of ending up like humpty dumpty.
Gotta protect stupid people, they reproduce AND vote.