El Cheapo's wife says "El Cheapo, can I have $119 to give Amazon for a Prime Subscription to buy Christmas presents with free shipping?
El Cheapo replies "Sure babe, here ya go" and gives her $119.
Christmas passes and El Cheapo's wife says "El Cheapo, I need $795 to pay Amazon for the Christmas presents.
El Cheapo laughs and says "Babe you only asked me to pay for the shipping. The rest is your problem". He then shuffles out to the garage to indulge himself in his fleet of Cub Cadets.
True story, you can look it up!
