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John was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars to buy food.
John took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy beer with it instead of food?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" John asked.
"Are you NUTS?" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Well," said John, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and an excellent dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you?”
"That's okay,” said John. “It's important that she sees what a man looks like after he's given up drinking and golf!"
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