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Originally Posted by zippy1
Are you not the man of the house?  |
(offtopic) After the wedding the newlyweds go to the hotel. The groom takes his pants off and hands them to his new wife.
"Here honey, try these on" says the husband.
The wife replies "Those are too big, I could never wear those".
"Just remember that" says the groom "I'm man in this relationship, I wear the pants".
The wife reaches up under her wedding gown and pulls out her panties then hands them to her husband "Here honey put these on". The husband replies "I'll never get into those"
The wife responds "
Keep talking like that and you never will".(/offtopic)