Guy goes to the Dr.
Dr. says, "I'm sorry but it don't look good"
Guy says, "How long to I have Doc?"
Dr. says, "Oh about ten"
Guy says, "Ten! Ten what, years?"
Dr. says, "nine, eight, seven......
Guy goes to the Dr.
Dr. comes in and says, "I've got bad news. Looks like you have Alzheimer's, and a deadly disease."
Guy says, "Oh my gosh that's terrible, but at least I don't have a deadly disease"