Cemetery
Smitty, the town drunk has had way too many and staggers out of the saloon. He turns left instead of right and wanders into the cemetery, soon falling into a freshly prepared grave.
Being too drunk to get out, all he can do is cry out "help me, I'm cold." a little bit later, another "well-lit" town person hears Smitty calling, follows the sound to the grave.
Peering into the grave and seeing Smitty stretched out at the bottom, he says "No wonder you cold. You kick all your dirt off you."
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