[Sam Mac]

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached it's cruising altitude,
the captain announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293,
non-stop from London Heathrow to New York.

The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight.
So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"
Silence followed.
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to
you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see
the front of my pants!"

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled.......
"For the luvva Jaysus......you should see the back of mine!"