The Mystery of an Elevator
An Amish man and his son stepped into a high-rise building. Looking around at all of the elaborate fixtures, the marble floor and columns, the leather furniture, the crystal chandeliers and the stainless steel elevator doors. As they stared at the elevator doors, a very ugly woman walked up, pressed the button and the doors quickly opened. The young boy looked at his dad and said, "Dad, dad.....did you see that?" He responded, "Yes I did!" The doors closed and the woman disappeared into the wall. The son said, "Oh my, she's disappeared!" Both of them shuddered at the mystery of magical opening in the wall, when all of a sudden the door opened again and the most beautiful woman stepped out. She was stunning, a real beauty of a woman. The son said, "WOW!! Dad....did you see that?" The Amish man said, "Yes I did son. QUICK-GO GET YOUR MOTHER!!"
Cub Cadet 123
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