This idea came to me this morning when I was mowing. Just for fun add yours!
You might be Cub Crazy if your tractor is so shiny the sun's reflection off your hood blinds you when your mowing.
You might be Cub Crazy if "Lawn mower" is fighting words!
From my wife:
You might be Cub Crazy if your Cub is worth more than your wife's car!