Misunderstandings
Confused about some of these.....(hope you enjoy)
A shipment goes by truck, but a cargo goes by ship.
I was at a pawn shop yesterday and bought an entire chess set.
Last week, I argued with the store manager at Wal-Mart when I attempted to buy a t.v. set, but they only offered me one. Then I went to buy a pair of pants, where again, they only wanted to offer me only one. I pointed out how ludicrous it was when compared to a how I was able to buy a pair of socks and get two.
My brother is having some problems potty training his son. He tells him not to jump on his bed, don't bang his toys against the coffee table, but he wants him to potty in a chair--the little boy is confused.
I saw a cute blonde at a local restaurant, so I told her that I was going to tell her a joke that was so funny that she would end up laughing her brains out. She said that she already heard it---AND I BELIEVE SHE HAD!
Cub Cadet 123
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