How to catch a polar bear.
 

Here is how you can catch a polar bear.

1. Cut a hole in the ice just a little larger than the size of the bear you want to catch.

2. Using peas (canned or frozen), place the peas around the hole that you cut in the ice.

3. When the bear comes up to take a pea, swiftly kick him in the ice hole.

Cub Cadet 123

I have stood around a bunch of Ice Holes in my life. That would be a
big one. :beerchug:

Ken

I've been called an ice hole a few times, I'm guessing it's because I'm so cool. :HeadScratch:

:ROTF1::biggrin2:

Reminds me of my first job at McDonald's. We had a customer with a strong southern accent and she would order "ice water". I would be laughing so hard that tears came. :biggrin2:

Cub Cadet 123

This begs the question....
Why on earth would one wish to catch a polar bear or an ice hole, or for that matter, either one!