Beer
 

Yesterday morning I bought two cases of beer on sale at the Beer Store.
I placed them on the front seat and headed back home.
I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
Although it was very cold she was wearing a very short skirt and a light jacket which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked, .... "What kind of beer 'ya got?..:) :biggrin2:

Good one. At my age I could do more with the beer than with her. :biggrin2: :LMAO1: :ROTF1:

:ExtremeFunny: Old guys rule!

Haha!! Good one!!

You should have given her one Sam Mac if you get my drift
Oz